You know those posts on Facebook where it's obvious the poster is just BEGGING for attention? Let's compile them and laugh. If you come across one, send it over to vaguebookis(at)gmail.com.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The sad thing is, this person posts something like this at least once a week. Friends apparently keep leaving. What is the common problem with all these people leaving? Hmm…. probably you.
Posted three other statuses after this, one of which about bing scared because her husband isn’t home yet and its dark.